Kitty Kowalski - guitar, go-go poduim, beer tap
Kitty is a Star of the upcoming Troma release, Terror Firmer. If you blink, you may miss her as half of a two-sexed freak. She has been playing guitar since age 10 in bands since 16. If she never becomes a pop star, she'd like to learn how to become an heiress.

Scott "Cranky" Kowalski - Drums, Video Camera
Scott is the baby of the band being the newest Kowalski. He is originally from Boston and played with The Freeze and Straw Dogs. He likes animals. He has a red van that looks like the inside should be used for a Calvin Klein jeans photo shoot with 14-year-olds.

Supernatural Kowalski - lead guitar, Murray's, Guiness
He's the guy in the photo that everyone confuses for the guy in Green Day. But they soon experince the supernatural quality of minors and sevenths. He also works the tattoo needle here in NYC, so if you want your Kowalskis tattoo, he'll set up after the show. Beats a T-Shirt.

Kamikazi Kowalski - bass
aka Sidecar, Nickles or Kabuki; Kamikazi is well versed in Rickenbackers and finger playing. A cultured addition to the base of slobs we have now become.